Sunday, November 8, 2009

The Cold War Is Over

An Email:

Hello radio station,

I'm musical producer from Russia.  First of all - I wish to notice, that I always was against cold war
between our countries. And presidents of our countries have decided to declare friendship at long last. We are very glad to this developments! Let's fasten our relations by creativity! I understand, that to you the considerable quantity of letters comes. But nevertheless I wish to ask you to single out  my tracks from a mass. Because your radio and my tracks are simply created for each other!   ;) ;) ;)

P.S. I very much wish to visit America. But for this purpose I need to earn a some money.

My Reply:

Thank you for your letter. Let us put our pasts aside, the woes of our ancestors need not influence the love we can have for each other through music. I have singled your tracks from the masses and I wish for our friendship to be creative and profitable. Let us earn much money together so you can visit America and I can visit your cold motherland. We are now one.

The Slave