September 11th

An email:

Would you please forward me the playlist from 9-11-01, my friend said the music was great that day, that it was really perfect for the occasion.

Thanks,

Lady

My response:

Hey lady,

Really perfect for the occasion? You mean the terrorist attack occasion? Oh, I forgot, we did put a special mix of mood music together the night before. We even lit our lava lamps and rolled up a couple of doobies. Ambient lighting, good friends, and good tunes, what could be better?

There is no playlist for that day you big dummy. There wasn't any music played; we "played" news all day. You're making me mad.

Slave