That Lady Is Extraneous

An email:  

I hope with my entire soul that the woman who does your intro clips is not your wife. She is unnecessary, distracting, extraneous, and an irritant. Sometimes I think she must be the manager of the radio station; why else would she be allowed on the air?

You sound so easy-going and she sounds like a bitch. She sounds like she is recording from an executive bathroom, and you're recording from a hookah den. I prefer hookahs. I've wondered about this woman for years, so your response will be appreciated.

My response:

That girl is nobody's wife; she is an office slut passed around from one hookah owner to another. Toodles.