From My In-Box

Hi. It`s ericka again. Will you ever contact me?I made those nude pictures especially for you and I wont write to you again!

Ericka, do not threaten to not contact me again--I don't take kindly to your worthless threats. Why? Because I know that you will contact me again and I know that you never really sent me your nudie shots.
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Roundeyes Inc. has launched www.OutbackToilets.com to do our part in helping keep our public lands open for responsible recreation.  We give back to clubs and organizations who recreate responsibly and educate land users who care about the environment and pack out what you pack in.  This includes human waste that always seems to be last on the list.

Hey Toilet Company, do not assume that human waste is last on my list....it's first.
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Dear Program Director, or Thinking Decision Maker. Here's the new "Anti-War Song," the world needs to hear. This very poignant emotionally omnipotent song, will rally the pubic like nothing else can.

I like to think of myself as the Non-thinking Maker of No Decisions, chock full of poignant emotional omnipotence.
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I am writing to tell you about the imminent threat of a tsunami to hit the East Coast of America. The information is prophetic in nature. As a small amount of proof, I have attached a picture of “the whore of Babylon”. If you live on the coast, leave as quickly as possible; please do not wait to see what other people do.

Do not fret my friend, I will not wait to see what other people do, I will also not use my vast power in the media to warn others over the omnipotent radio waves----I will be under my desk. And if this is you again Ericka your "whore" pic was ugly.

****Wouldn't you know that I make this post the day there is an actual Tsunami warning. That is how my life tends to work. This email was sent to me months ago when there was no imminent Tsunami threat. ****