My vocab is like totally expanding because of our super duper smart listeners. When they yell at me on the phone, or try and hug me in the parking lot, I really do listen to their comments. Then I Google what they have said so I can try and learn--and sometimes I just make up my own definitions:
Contemptuous--This means that it is Monday.
Eclectic--This means to wear a lot of different colored beads and multiple unfinished knitting projects.
Abrasive--This word refers to how Comet cleans a bathtub and not "the voice of your evening announcer."
Illuminating--This is what happens when you shine your bike headlamp in my eyes when I am locking the front door at night.
Lackadaisical--This is what happens when I think about ordering everyone a new calendar for 2007.
Erudite--The definition said being "well rounded"; I guess that means the intern Barbara, she is a life size Weeble Wobble.
Example: Barbara is an Erudite.